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At Nifgati, every message is honored, labeled, and then recycled into internal motivational materials, which are then deleted for efficiency.
Local OG Review Board
To the local OGs who said this was a bad idea before knowing what it was: your objection has been fast-tracked to the Department of Premature Disapproval.
Status: Emotionally noted.
Outcome: Ignored with ceremonial respect.
Future claim of support: Already denied.